The Space Tour Cast - Different As Can Be (feat. Brian Holden & Joseph Walker) | Текст песни

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• The Space Tour Cast
• Different As Can Be (feat. Brian Holden & Joseph Walker)

You won't sleep on your tummy

You won't sleep on your back

We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree

We share some hands and fingers

And yet the feeling lingers

We're just about as different
As anyone can be...

You like plotting a garden
And I like plotting to kill

You think that you should rule the world
I think books are a thrill!

Sipping tea by the fire is swell

Pushing people in is fun as well!

I like folding all my ties

And you have no friends
Hey, that's a surprise

I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can be

You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
I'm the darkest of lords!

I'm the brightest twat we've got here
I've won several awards

My new world is about to unfold

You got beat by a two year old

I'll kill him this time through and through

Or you might just give him another tattoo

You really must agree
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can

I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew

Me?

For when our plan succeeds

Prevails?!

Part of that world goes to you

When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers...

When I rule the world, I'll have snakes...

And goblins, and thestrals
(And Jane Austin novels...)
A fleet of dementors
And giants, and werewolves
And all my Death Eaters!

When I rule the world!

I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can be

We simply guarantee
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can be

It's a comedy of sorts
When you're bound to Voldemort

You're making be blush!

And I'm happy as a squirrel
Long as I'm with Mr. Quirrell

What a ham!

We'll lead 'em to the slaughter,
And we'll murder Harry Potter!

We're different
Different
Different, different
As can be!