I knew a fella back in 1998, wasn't real bright but he had a lot of nerve Drank like a fish and he had a special place in the bottom of the learning curve He had ten bills when he left his parents' house Frothin' at the mouth and a'shootin from the hip He giv'er for a week and recovered for a day, counted change with a busted lip
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He had enough left to buy some cream to settle all the itchin' where the sun don't shine He looked like a 50 pound sack of potatoes, all hungover in the foodbank line
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Doin' lines on the dash of mama's Silverado with a piss-stained, rolled up drinking fine The keys are in the truck, and the truck's the harbour With a Colt 45 and daddy's moonshine
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