I'm gonna tell ya a story, so listen up boys, It was a night and I woke up from a weird noise Well I pulled on my pants and went outside And what I've seen there has made my eyes to open wide It looked so crazy, it looked misplaced, It was a zombie double bass from outer space!
It had a long ungly neck with a little head, Man, I wished I've stayed in bed. Just one leg and big fat butt It's strings were made of human guts! It looked so nasty, real disgrace, Zombie double bass from outer space!
Ref: Zombie double bass from outer space, Slap, slap, slap all over the place Zombie double bass from outer space, It came to humiliate the human race!
It came in a spaceship all the way from Mars It was a-searchin' for some monster drums and killer guitars They've got a hell of a band on the planet Zorch But had nobody to light the torch So now I'm gonna slap it for nights and days, Zombie double bass, from outer space.
Zombie double bass from outer space, Slap, slap, slap right in your face! Zombie double bass from outer space, It came to humiliate! It came to humiliate! It came to humiliate The human race!