On a tropical island, Underneath a molten lava moon. Hangin' with the hula dancers, Askin' questions cause' they got all the answers.
Puttin' on lotion! Sittin' by the ocean! Rubbin' it on my body! Rubbin' it on my body!
Get me out of this caa-a-ve, 'cause it's nothing but a gladiator graa-a-ve. And if I stick to the plaa-a-n, I think I'll turn into a lava maa-a-n. I think I'll turn into a lava man!