Vodka martini shaken not stirred Licenced to kill and pull the burds Big Sean he's got thunderballs Gets his Irn Bru fae RS McColls
Chorus So listen to the Tartan Army sing For the man who would be king Holyrood palace needs a resident It's Sean Connery for president
He showed that he knew the Hampden roar With Plenty O'Toole, he got Pussy Galore Holyrood palace needs a resident Singing Sean Connery for president
Fae Edinburgh he's gallus and proud His milkround was wi Connor MacLeod Found Honey underneath the mango tree Made Dr No look an A. R. S. E.
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Never say never, you only live twice The job is yours, just name your price We're asking for just one wee favour Let Blofeld deal with our southern neighbours