A red car, and a green car And I snap them With my camera camera I bring my friends round And they take photos They stay for weekends Sometimes the photos develop by themselves Bars on the windows go
I've got a white house It's done in pebbledash So you can clean it, clean it Much more easily Bring my friends to the white house And they take photos of the white house They have fun for the weekend They take their photos back home And bars on the windows
Well the green car moves around And the red one's always stationery When I take photos of the green car Then they always come out blurred Well it's a fair cop Mister Mercer But I really do not care, sir So let's all go back to walk the streets And we'll sing and we'll scream