Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie On day one, I met her hot step-daughter She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan As she stepped out of her massive car I could only notice she was more than fuckable I think she was coming back from the game or something 'Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild She's such a slut
I fucked my American cunt (I loved my English romance) I fucked my American cunt (I loved my English romance) It was dirty, a dream came true Just like I like it, she's got nice tits (It was perfect, a dream came true) (Just like a song by Blink 182)
(Okay, listen girls I met the hottest guy ever Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares? Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair And the cutest British accent ever Straight away, I could tell he was a rocker From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me Mmm, he is totally awesome Oh my god I think I'm in love)
I fucked my American cunt (I loved my English romance) I fucked my American cunt (I loved my English romance) It was dirty, a dream came true Just like I like it, she's got nice tits (It was perfect, a dream came true) (Just like a song by Blink 182)
It was so nice to meet you (The pleasure was mine, I do like you) (Come to Cancun for spring break) I'll think about it, it could be great (And don't forget to send me a friend request) As if