There's a brand-new sound Hear it floating 'round? Everyone get down Tendonites are go Everything's going to blow Number one in line Do read this behind: Ours it's name the find Now you see what I said? It's the letters at the head Tendonites are go Everything's going to blow
Years, miles apart, and we are still just a couple nerds But we're dropping tracker tracks and some noise and some oblique, ridiculous words Met only once inside the walls of the Ground Kontrol but now we are making music that comes from our difficult virtual souls
Our arm, it hurts We spent too much time on the mouse Time on the mou-oo-ouse It could be worse We could be outside of the house Outside the hou-oo-ouse Our arm, it hurts too We spent too much time on the mouse Time on the mou-oo-ouse It could be worse, true We both could be outside of the house Outside the hou-oo-ouse
You can't take up a position that you can't defend-o You can't worry 'bout the number of your Myspace friends-o I make a paper airplane and out the window send-o You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "Teen Shit 'Tendo" You can't pick the right bathroom when you gender bend-o You can't convalesce correct if you're not on the mend-o I make a paper airplane and out the window send-o You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "Teen Shit 'Tendo"
Ten to the don to the I-T-E Spam to the Tron to the X-O-C Xoc sing crock and Spam make chips Chiptunes, chains and whips
There's a brand-new sound - hear it floating 'round? Everyone get down - Tendonites are g-g-go
You can't judge a motion picture if you have not screened it You can't say you didn't know that your ol' lady suck a mean dick You can't dress like George "The Animal" if you haven't green spit You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "'Tendo Teen Shit" You can't sign on to the internet if your machine quit Let alone get on a chan and post a stupid SEVENTEEN GET Or find a video of trannies writhing in a Vaseline pit You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "'Tendo Teen Shit"