The Tenth Stage - The Ballad Of The Decomposing Man | Текст песни

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• The Tenth Stage
• The Ballad Of The Decomposing Man

I woke up this morning
Oh my, what a terrible surprise
My ears and nose had fallen off in the middle of the night
On my way to work my hand got jammed in a door
I still can’t believe it, my whole arm fell on the floor

Two dogs began to follow me
While I was walking down the street
Then one of them bit my leg
And ran away with it

This is the ballad of
The decomposing man
Who fell apart bit by bit
Till there was nothing left

So I quickly left the office
I was totally upset
My body was decomposing and I wasn’t even dead yet
My skin was getting swollen, my hair had already gone
I even lost an eyeball on the bus while I was riding home

When I finally got home
My wife had already fled
Oh, I tried really hard not to lose my head

This is the ballad of
The decomposing man
Who fell apart bit by bit
Till there was nothing left

Oh, what an awful day I had
With stressful days like this
It can get really hard to keep
Oneself all in one piece