Well as he’d often done before My neighbour from next door One fine summer’s day went out To the shops to walk about
And as he found it hot poor fella He took with him his green umbrella When Edward noisy little wag He came out and waved his flag
And William came in jacket trim And brought his wooden hoop with him And Arthur brought his toys And joined the other bully boys Well those silly bully boys They lost all their toys
Well tall Agrippa lives close by So tall he almost touched the sky He was giant through and through He was giant through and through
He called out in an angry tone To leave my neighbour alone But they didn’t mind a bit What tall Agrippa said of it
Well those silly bully boys They lost more than their toys
Well tall Agrippa foamed with rage Just look at him on this very page He seizes Arthur seizes Ned He smashes all their tiny heads
Then they don’t scream and they don’t call They are corpses one and all Three little corpses one two three They’re all as dead as can be
Well those silly bully boys They lost more than their toys Well those silly bully boys Because Agrippa they annoyed Well those silly bully boys They lost more than their toys Silly bully boys Because Agrippa they annoyed