Underneath the arches By the barricades I will do just what you want If money you will pay With faded jeans trainers on My hair bleached and permed Well if you’ve got the money Then I will take your sperm Well chiselled is my jawline Scarcely an acne scar And I’ve been had in toilets Toilets cars and bars I’m just a piece of meat For you to have your fun So pull my trousers around my thighs And stick it up my bum I’m Piccadilly Lilly So if you want a quickie I will do just what you want By the penny arcades When I do get older I’ll marry me a soldier And he will go and buy a boy from the penny I gains