I punched him in the face I know that wasn’t nice I trod on both his testicles I know that wasn’t right I slit his throat from ear to ear I know that wasn’t good If only mummy loved me I’ve been misunderstood I gouged out both his eyes I know that that was rude I urinated in his mouth I know that that was crude I juggled with his eyeballs I know that wasn’t good If only mummy loved me I’ve been misunderstood They sent me of to prison I slit the warders throat As he bled all over me how I did gloat The judge said I was more evil than anyone or thing If only mummy loved me if she had not been mean When I was in my swaddling clothes she’d drink and drink and drink My Father could have been a hundred men who at me used to wink If mummy hadn’t been a drunk and been on the game If only mummy loved me I might now be sane