I've got my rum and I've got my tequila I've got somewhere to be-ah I've got my rum and I've got my tequila I've got somewhere to be-ah, yeah Shiny black glasses and those FBI shoes Make me an offer, I've got nothing to lose Shiny black glasses and those FBI shoes Make me an offer, I've got nothing to lose... Double-breasted pockets and an axe in the shed A pair of Asian twins lying in my bed Double-breasted pockets and an axe in the shed A pair of Asian twins sleeping in my bed, yeah... The wheel of fortune's turning out tricks The chicken's laying eggs but there ain't no chicks The wheel of fortune's turning out tricks The chicken's laying eggs but there ain't no chicks I've got my rum and I've got my tequila I've got somewhere to be-ah.