I Think I'll Ring Kendra (Ring, Ring) Hello, It's Olga. Can I Speak To Kendra Please? Just Hold On A Minute Pet. Kendra? Olga's On The Phone Do You Want To Speak To Him? Ahhh...I Cannot!
I First Saw Kendra At A Pub Called The Ramside Hall, In Durham So Sweet And Tender But She Didn't Even See Me At All, No She Looked So Nice, She Smelled So Fine Oh How I Wished That Kendra Was Mine Five Foot One, And Eyes That Were Blue A Smile That Made Me Melt Oh What Could I Do? I Had To Get Kendra's Telephone Number Really Quick, Yes If I Came Straight To The Point It Would Do The Trick, Yes I Asked Her If She'd Like To Go Out With Me She Said That She Was Flattered But I Just Couldn't See Why She Said
Ahhh, Olga... I Cannot
My Boyfriend's Sitting On The Setee He Does Not Want, You To See Me, So Olga... I Cannot
I Was Really De-Pressed What Could I Do, I Was Blue I'll Ring Her Up Again, In A Day Or Two... On Monday Her Boyfriend Wasn't There, So I Felt Lucky How’s About Now, Baby, Come Out With Me And She Said
I Would If I Could But I Don't Think I Should I Can't, Well I Can, But I Shan't, It's Not Good Man Olga... I Cannot
I'm Sorry That I Ever Ran She Said, "Don't Be Daft, Ahh Olga Man" I Want To See You Don't Get Me Wrong I'll Contact You Soon, It Won't Be Long But At The Moment... I Cannot
I Called Kendra Another 50 Times On The Phone... Yes She Agreed To Meet Me But I Should Have Known... Yes I Wound The Window Down, In The Rolls Royce I Said "Jump In The Back" And Then I Heard A Voice Start To Say... Start To Saayyy... Start To Saaayyyyyy
I'm Going To Loret, For My Holiday In Spain But When I Get Back, I Still Cannot Begin, So
I Talked It Over With Me Mum And Me Dad But Even Me Sister And The Dogs Thinks You're Mad So Olga... Olga.... Ah, Olga... I Cannot