I think I'll ring Kendra. (ring, ring) Hello, It's Olga. Can I speak to Kendra please? Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone. Do you want to speak to him? Ahhh...I cannot! I first saw Kendra at a pub called the Ramside Hall, in Durham so sweet and tender but she didn't even see me at all, no She looked so nice, she smelled so fine, oh how I wished that Kendra was mine five foot one, and eyes that were blue, a smile that made me melt oh what could i do? I had to get Kendra's telephone number really quick, yes. If I came srtaight to the point it would do the trick, yes. I asked her if she'd like to go out with me, She said that she was flattered but I just couldn't see why she said... CHORUS Ahhh, Olga... I cannot My boyfriend's sitting on the seaty he does not want, you to see me, so Olga... I cannot. I was really de-pressed what could I do, I was blue I'll ring her up again, in a day or two... On Monday Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky hows about now, baby, come out with me and she said... CHORUS I would if I could but I don't think I should I can't, well I can, but I shan't, It's not good man Olga... I cannot I'm sorry that I ever ran, She said, \"Don't be dafted, ahh Olga man\" I want to see you don't get me wrong I'll contact you soon, It won't be long.... but at the moment... I cannot I called Kendra another 50 times on the phone... yes she agreed to meet me but I should have known... yes I wound the window down, in the Rolls Royce I said \"jump in the back\" and then I heard a voice start to say... start to saayyy... start to saaayyyyyy CHORUS I'm going to Laurette, for my holiday in Spain but when I get back, I still cannot begin, so CHORUS I talked it over with me mum and me dad but even me sister and the dog thinks you're mad so Olga... Olga.... Ah, Olga... I cannot