Pot Belly Bill The Gas Supply Has Been Cut Off, The Telly's On The Blink Billy Stinks, He Drinks & Spews Up In The Kitchen Sink He's Sick Of His Bleedin' Life, & He's Gonna Smack The Wife In The Jaw Billy’s Missus Cleans And Scrubs While Billy's Down The Boozer But She's Had A Belly Full Now Billy's Gonna Lose Her She's In Her Dressing Gown, Billy's Breaking Down The Bedroom Door
Chorus: Pot... Pot Belly Bill A Big Fat Dirty Lout A Pig & A Layabout Pot... Pot Belly Bill A Foul Gob That's Never Shut A Fat Slob With A Beer Gut Pot Pot Pot Belly Bill
He's Such A Hog At Tea Time, He Shovels Down His Grub He Burps & Makes Rude Noises, Then He Nicks Off Down The Pub Between You & Me, & Billy's Missus Will Agree, He's A Swine
It's Closing Time At The Local, & He Stumbles Out The Bar The Drunken Lump Forgets To Switch The Lights On In His Car But Billy Is A Darer, He Did Not See The Sierra Round The Bend 1/2 An Hour Latter Billy's Hospitalized "Tell The Wife To Bring Some Cans In With The Grapes" He Cries But She's Seen The Light She Said "Serve The Fat Slob Right, I Hope He Dies"