She looks so grand a one night stand maybe I took my chance I said "let's dance baby" How was he to know, she would never let him go Back at my place, in an embrace, we were And stuck together I could never leave her If he only knew, he'd fallen for a tube o' super glue
[Chorus] She's a leech - she's my shadow, she won't let go, NA NA NA NA She's a leech - she's schizophrenic, she's magnetic, NA NA NA NA, stuck on me
Life's been hell since she got welded to me I go nowhere unless she's there, ooeee Can't escape this one, skintight fatal attraction
[Chorus] she sucked me dry
Twas fortunate when my best mate wooed her He's a blockhead he's been bonded to her With his bird in bed, now she's stuck on him instead: