The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the Nile It cos ten quid.. To get stuck inside a pppppyramid. I'd rather be in Hawaii, cleethorpes or southend You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.
[Chorus:] The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks They do not care on Egypt air Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks In CAI I I I RO The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks You will get ripped off in Egypt oh!
The hotel room filled us with gloom We should o' spent the night in a mummy's tomb A camel ride... Another ten smackers and a numb backside. I'd rather be...