I'm slower than a progress bar on a dial-up connection. I'm higher than the Labour Party on a general election (election). I'm stronger than a sudden pain on a vascular injection. And I am told that the world is moving to perfection, BUT I DON'T CARE!
I'm louder than a static noise on a radio transmission. I'm stronger than a bodyguard who prohibits your admission (admission). I'm crooker than a wicked judge at a boxing competition. And I am told that I had better visit my physician... BUT I DON'T CARE!