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Old Godzilla was fuckin' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray

Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neil
In the back seat of the Batmobile
Before they could make it to Aaron's love-shack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack

Took a nine-inch vibrator out of his hat and blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face.

This is the Ultimate Orgy... of Homosexuality
Good Guys and Bad Guys with Dildo... as far as they eye can see
There's quite a lot of Fellatio and much Sodomy
This is the Ultimate Orgy... of Homosexuality.

Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
And then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla-scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back

And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
So he thought of am Armadillo named "Corey"
But something suddenly caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jone's thirteen-inch dick

Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find
Then Batman squirted, and he shot, and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he gave the "Peace" sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine
With Optimus Prime, and they both got some
Then they all got covered in Care Bear-cum

This is the Ultimate Orgy... of Homosexuality
Good Guys and Bad Guys with Dildo... as far as they eye can see
It's gayer than "Brokeback Mountain", I think you would agree
This is the Ultimate Orgy...

Cue porno music, a fucky jive chorus
As down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a dick, as hard as bones
Attatched to the crotch, of Indiana Jones

He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into, Ron Jeremy.
But Chuck ssw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman's face, in-between his thighs.

Then Gandolf the Pimp, and Gandolf the Hoe!
Matt Damon and the guys from "Mr. Show"
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Robocop, the Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lopan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston
Spock, The Rock, and Charles Eston

Came out of nowhere, lightning fast
And they all fucked Norris' cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world every saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe

The sex went on for a century
Many cocks were sucked, but eventually a champion stood
(All the girls got wetter)
Mr. Rogers in a cum-stained sweater

This is the Ultimate Orgy... of Homosexuality
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons... as far as they eye can see
Tits and vaginas all cumming all continously
This is the Ultimate Orgy... (Great big lesbian orgy...)
This is the Ultimate Orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now...)
This is the Ultimate Orgy... of Homosexuality

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