Now listen, Baby, And try to understand That tying you is fine And whipping you is grand. Now I just can't tell you how much fun it's been. You make me feel twenty-five again.
But I can't leave my wooden wife for you, sugar I got a split level house with a wonderful view, sugar, A couple next door who do the things we do, sugar, And every Saturday we sit around the pool. If I should meet you on the street someday, I hope you'll understand me if I look away, It isn't that I'm ashamed about you and me But I've got to consider my morality. And I won't leave my wooden wife for you, sugar, I got a split level house with a wonderful view, sugar, Three sweet kids and Yorkshire terrier, too, sugar. And I just couldn't stand it when you come late from school.