Well I know there's lots of kinds of love in the world and they're not all romantic and not all for boys and girls but what we have doesn't have strict definition because I love you just as much as I hate my college tuition and we're basically like dating but without all the romance don't get me wrong, I think you're pretty, but I don't want in your pants it's just that I'm in best friend love with you so I wrote this song for you And I know you think it's weird, it's true but I'm in best friend love with you and I think we should go all the way in the 100% friendzoned way and I can't get you out of my head and as long as we're in separate beds I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with you like maybe we would work if we're single or we're gay but what I'm really trying to say is I don't love you like Shang loved Mulan you're more like the Robin Hood to my Little John and I love you like autotune loves T-Pain like a prostitute loves crack cocaine I love you like Batman wished his parents hadn't died like Anne Frank wanted to fucking go outside you're more than my best friend, you're my partner in crime that I'd never ever make out with (except for that one time) And I know you think it's weird, it's true but I'm in best friend love with you and I think we should go all the way in the 100% friendzoned way and I can't get you out of my head and as long as we're in separate beds I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with you whoaaaa, best friend love don't need no love-glove with best friend love