I'm a velo fellow a Velophiliac It is likely that you'll catch me in the act Of pedaling my bicycle down and back, down and back Of riding my bicycle all through the town
I ride my lady every single day And never is there a gas bill to be paid Oh if there was anything ever to happen to her I'd be shit out of luck, and screwed out of love
I'm a velo fellow a Velophiliac It is likely that you'll catch me in the act Of pedaling my bicycle down and back, down and back Of riding my bicycle all through the town
Oh all these hipsters, they could never know How darkly, deeply my affection goes And those wheels that I put on her So curvy, bouncy, yeah she can take a beating!
I'm a velo fellow a Velophiliac It is likely that you'll catch me in the act Of pedaling my bicycle down and back, down and back Of riding my bicycle all through the town
And those beautiful handles on her top I love it how when I squeeze them she will stop On a dime, on a dime, so sublime, so sublime That breaking system really knows how to honk my horn
I'm a velo fellow a Velophiliac It is likely that you'll catch me in the act Of pedaling my bicycle down and back, down and back Of riding my bicycle all through the night