It's hard being a man Livin' in a garbage pail My landlady called me up She tried to hit me with a mop
I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more But if Shelly would just come back it'd be alright But if Shelly would just come back it'd be alright
I live with thirteen dead cats A purple dog that wears spats They're all livin in a hall And I can't stand it anymore
I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more But if Shelly would just come back it'd be alright But if Shelly would just come back it'd be alright
It's hard being a man Livin' in a garbage pail My landlady call me up She tried to hit me with a mop
I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more I can't stand it anymore more But if Shelly would just come back it'd be alright But if Shelly would just come back it'd be alright Be alright, be alright....