If Nathan won't do it If Tom won't do it And Jay won't do it Then go for Siva's model pout instead
If Max didn't hide it If Nathan didn't hide it Then why can't I find it All the guys have tried it on now And looked wrong somehow
So I'm getting my pout ready Getting my pout ready now
It's a band photo We gotta get into a nice straight row Hope you can't see the creases and they've ordered the pizzas Being a heart-throb ain't easy you know Guess what time we get up, get up now
Cause Max won't wash it and Jay won't wipe it Don't mean to drop it But cleaning just drives us out of our heads When I'm handed pictures to sign and I'm trying to be patient But girls all go berserk for their screaming adoration Because they say it helps it's to maximize flirtation but I must get back to this shoot
This bit's slow mo, then we get back into a nice straight row As our fame increases, schedules on press releases And so our fans already know (pause) exactly where to go now
I wonder if I'll be the solo star, but I'm worried if I do depart Then my place in the band will go and it'll break up our nice straight row row row row row row We're all standing slow mo slow mo slow mo
It's a band photo, we gotta get into a nice straight row How you can't see the creases and they've ordered the pizzas Being a heart-throb ain't easy you know Guess what time we get up, get up now