You were born a human male Natural fixer Can't turn screws or hammer nails Cause you prefer To fix things quickly With silver, sticky
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Seems your tire is getting low You can seal it Stick your cellphone to the chest So no one steals it Store old salami Make origami
DUCT TAPE! Woo-ooh-hoo! If you fall and skin your knee there's DUCT TAPE! Woo-ooh-hoo! Get brazilians easier with DUCT TAPE! Woo-ooh-hoo!
D-d-d-danger, crook's behind you You've been chased into your bedroom What to do? Just grab onto some duct tape!
*BANG*
DUCT TAPE! Woo-ooh-hoo! Fix the San Andreas Fault with DUCT TAPE! Woo-ooh-hoo! Cure all known diseases with your DUCT TAPE! Woo-ooh-hoo! Not masking tape or painter's tape but DUCT TAPE!