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Star wars has returned, to resume it's storyline.
Between the last film and now, well... its been a long long time.
If you've forgotten anything, we'll remind you now
In a very detailed recap, of how it all went down...

Escape pod to Tatooine
Jawas, sentient machines
Young Skywalker, Sunset scene
R2 and sandpeople scream
Obi Wan in long dark robes must repare c-3PO
"Obi Wan you're my only hope", uncle Owen! Aunt ooh... Nope!
Mos Eisley, lots of weirdos
Not the droids as far as we know
Han shoots first, bye bye Greedo
"Chewie, jump up to lightspeed go!
Alderaan to Smithereens
"That's no moon", tractor beam
Dress up as the other team
To save the captured future queen
Dodging blasters, trash compactor
Quote off between dueling actors
Wayward student slays his master
Must escape, but must go faster
Tie fighters, hot pursuit
"Don't get cocky kid, just shoot!"
Yavin IV, prep the troops
"May the force be with you, Luke"
Plus red 10, 3, 6, ET AL.
Torpedoes miss computer's fault
"Use the force now Luke don't stall!"
Vader! Falcon! Phew! Close call
Death Star goes kablooey!
"Everyone get out there zoomy"
Medals for their royal duty
Han and Luke, but *ehh* not Chewie

Star Wars, Star Wars
This is everything that happens in
Star Wars, Star Wars...

Ice planet, wampa cave
Obi Wan beyond the grave
Solo in the blizzard, brave
Tauntaun guts, Luke is saved!
Back to base of frozen water
Nerf herder, kiss that's awkaward
Star destroyers, giant walkers
Lots and lots of rebels slaughtered
Asteroids! Take a breather
Rawr! Enormous phallic creature!
To Dagobah, Luke! Where you'll meet your
Ancient muppet jedi teacher
Physical and mental training
Vader vision, Yoda's phrasing
"Do or do not", X-Wing raising
Whoop! Gotta go! Friends need saving
Cloud city, wariness
Once more 3PO's a mess
Darth teams up with Boba Fett
As the world's worst dinner guests
Luke is on his way, although
Carbonite for poor Han Solo
Altered deal, Dammit Lando!
Awesome kiss, "I love you" "I know"
Luke and Vader, this is it
Epic battle, trading hits
Sabers clash, pop and fizz
Nothing is as cool as this
Vader cuts him at the wrist
High abovr an endless pit
Dark side pitches, Luke resists
"I am your father", Holy Shit!!!

Star Wars, Star Wars
This is everything that happens in
Star Wars, Star Wars...

Jabba's palace, next vendetta
Chewie captured, plan develops
Leia's bounty hunter getup
Unfreeze Han, but it's a setup!
Luke shows up in Tatooine-y
Leia's supet hot bikini
Rancor fight, That Bikini
Sarlacc pit, Dat Bikini...
Walk the plank, but the plan is set
Green lightsaber catch, no sweat!
Jabba grossly choked to death
The same is true for Boba Fett
To Dagobah Luke retreats
Master Yoda dies in peace
Kenobi paints a family tree
Remember that one kissing scene?
Death Star almost good to go
The Emperor now joins the show
Endor is more frightening though
With Teddy Bears, with bows and arrows
Luke gets caught, confronts his dad
"Come with me, you're not all bad"
Rebels move into attack
The Death Star, but oops... "It's a Trap!"
One more saber fight's a given
Vader's hand cut, Symbolism!!!
Lightning fingers, indecision
Vader toss, and all's forgiven!
Bonding quick before it blows
Remove the helmet *oh it's* ...gross
Endor dancing, happy ghosts
And that is how the story goes!

Star Wars, Star Wars
That was everything that happend in
Star Wars, Star Wars
There were only three installments of
Star Wars, Star Wars
Don't look any further into it
Star Wars, Star Wars
STAR WARS

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