It's time to soundproof all the walls Give our special friends a call Lordy, warn the neighbors down the hall There's gonna be a piggy pile
It's time to lay some plastic down Spread the Crisco all around Honey, send the kiddies out of town There's gonna be a piggy pile
Sex toys on the sofa And there's condoms by the door The purple pills are on the windowsill And the hostess rolling on the floor
All the girls are wet and wiggly And all the boys are ripe and wriggly Everybody's greased and giggly In the middle of the piggy pile
Leave your trousers on the chair Oh, dig those sexy underwear! I'll say, who does your pubic hair? You're stylin' up the piggy pile
Well, listen up honey, you're in luck 'Cause you can either make it with Sue or Chuck Everybody's gonna find a friend down at the piggy pile
There's room for everybody And there's no need to be shy It's a potluck party for the very naughty So grab a piece of your favorite pie!
All the girls are wet and wiggly And all the boys are ripe and wriggly Guess where I found Mr. Quigley At the bottom of the piggy pile
All the boys are getting kinky And all the girls are hot and stinky Just for fun I dropped a Twinkie In the middle of the piggy pile
Well, it really doesn't matter if you're rich or poor Roll out the erotic anatomic tour It's been five days, we still want more Welcome to the piggy pile Welcome to the piggy pile
Well, it's been five days in a sweaty haze And we're still crazy about the piggy pile.