What am I doing with my life? Pushing 40, no job, no wife I live for the night It's so empty but shit'll be alright I often stare out the window Thinking about when times were so simple Now my dick got wrinkles Sex life creepy, collecting dildos These days girls grow up young Can't believe what they can do with their tongue (damn) They must watch PornHub Because they spit and twist on the dick like grown-ups I can't commit to shit A cell phone plan, or better yet a bitch My life seems hopeless At least I got drugs and the kid ain't homeless
[Hook] What am I doing with my life? I don't know, what am I doing with my life? What am I doing with my life? Oh yeah, having fun getting pussy every night What am I doing with my life? I don't know, what am I doing with my life? What am I doing with my life? Oh yeah, having fun, party every night
[Andre Legacy] It all started on September 3 Two years ago, my girl don't remember me (bitch) Now I'm just history I feel like James Caan, Misery I used to chase all the pretty girls Now I chase the dragon, it's a fucked up world And I'm sad as shit Alone at home playing Madden lit They say the grass is always greener Other fish in the sea, one day you'll meet her (yeah right) She'll probably end up a cheater Fuck your best friend in the back of the theater (ho) Double feature, ugly creature She used to be so much sweeter (used to be) I thought she was the one Now she gone, where the fuck is my gun?
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[Beardo] Hello, I'm Jeremy Gritter Beardo, career's in the shitter Shoulda, woulda got signed But no, I chose to snort coke lines Wish I would've been writing rhymes Caught my girl sucking dick on Vine (oh my God) Now I'm depressed Like a teenager hanging himself to death If I had a AK I'd get drunk and blow myself away I lost my bitch (gone) I lost my car, now I'm losing my shit I'm staring in the mirror "I hate you Beardo", looking through a tear So what's the point to life? (what) To get a wife? Fuck that, I'm going to stay high