My little baby brother used to play down on the floor But now he's not satisfied to do it anymore He's got a funny habit and I don't know why He walks around the ceiling, stepping on the flies
Baby brother, baby brother Well he learnt to crawl On the kitchen wall Baby brother
Well just the other day, well-a bless-a my soul I found him swimming round in the goldfish bowl Since nobody told him that he hadn't oughta He swam around for hours, with his head underwater
Baby brother, baby brother Well you may swim all you wish But don't eat the fish Baby brother
Well, my little baby brother, he's a cute little cuss But it's plain to see that he's not one of us Where did we get him? I know you're gonna ask it We found him on the porch in a crazy little basket
Baby brother, baby brother Although your hair is blue We think the world of you Baby brother
Well, I bought my baby brother a toy balloon He let it get away and it floated toward the moon Instead of crying he climbed up on the fence Started flapping his arms and we ain't seen him since
Baby brother, baby brother Although he's out in outer space I can still see his face Baby brother
Although you're out in outer space I can still see your face Baby brother