Yah-hee, icky thump Who'da thunk? Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico Ah, well, what a chump Well, my head got a bump when I hit it on the radio Redhead señorita looking dead came and said "Need a bed?", en español I said, "Gimme a drink of water I'm gonna sing around the colla' And I don't need a microphone."
Icky thump with a lump in my throat Grabbed my coat and I was freakin', I was ready to go And I swear besides the hair She had one white eye, one blank stare Lookin' up, lyin' there On the stand near her hand was a candy cane Black rum, sugar cane, dry ice, something strange La, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la
White Americans, what? Nothing better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant, too Who's using who? What should we do? Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute, too
Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk, robbed blind Looked around and there was nobody else Left alone, I hit myself with a stone Went home and learned how to clean up after myself La, la, la, la, la, la, la