Harry, oh, Harry Potter I thought you were a little bit smarter Concentrate just a little bit harder When you're riding in your flying car
Oh, Weasley Oh, Ronald Weasley I'd like to put a curse on your whole family You insulted my dignity When you hit me with your flying car
I know that boys will be boys But a flying car shouldn't be treated like a toy Next time consult Hermione 'Cause I know she'll treat me with decency
Oh, Harry Oh, Harry Potter I thought you were a little bit smarter Concentrate just a little bit harder When you're riding in your flying car
Oh, Weasley Oh, Ronald Weasley I'd like to put a curse on your whole family You insulted my dignity When you hit me with your flying car
I know that you rule this school But I've been at Hogwarts much longer than you Even Lupin wouldn't terrorize me 'Cause it's kind of lame to beat on a tree
Oh, Harry Oh, Harry Potter I thought you were a little bit smarter Concentrate just a little bit harder When you're riding in your flying car
Oh, Weasley Oh, Ronald Weasley I'd like to put a curse on your whole family You insulted my dignity When you hit me with your flying car
I know you were just fooling around But at least have the wherewithal to land on the ground I know it's fun and games to you But the Whomping Willow has feelings, too