I went into the library late late at night Knapsack tied onto my back full of beer cans full of beer cans so studiers hold on tight
3am and you're one page in on your 20 page paper titled "Plan Columbia and the Marketing of U.S. Foreign Policy" I sense your stress and I smell your fear and hand you a cold one hand you a cold one thank God the Beer Fairy was here
Beer Fairy I don't know who you are You saved my life with a can of PBR
3 years in you think you'd have learned not to procrastinate but the Beer Fairy understands that Obies have a lot yes Obies have a lot yes Obies have a lot on their plate
like quarter beers and burlesque shoes Kucinich lectures and composting in corn fields and snow
Beer Fairy I don't know who you are You saved my life with a can of PBR