Eyes dried tight gotta get myself together need a kickstart cocktail, ten percent coffee with a high rise family size, guaranteed to catonize the little bit of brain I got a-hanging on from last night
I need a double take, a-just to get awake to try and counteract the hollow feeling nature makes it's gonna work a treat, gonna get me on my feet it's a teasing little tonic with a kick like a mule and a skip on the beat
CHORUS: It ain't right, it ain't wrong, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb too sweet, a-too strong, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca-caffeine bomb
Overdo the sugar and the coffee and the whiskey in my biggest mug 'til the varnish starts to melt I gotta wake up shake any webbing I'm a-shedding any grogginess I felt before I sweated all the poison from my body to my quilt
CHORUS: and it's been too long, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb what a buzz, what a song, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-caffeine bomb
hangover, so hung over, pour me a doctor, send it over something that'll stop my legs from shaking, something that'll stop my head from aching hangover, so hung over, breath of a juiced up holy roller pounding
baby can't you see I shitting brown water well it's a case of easy come and easy go I need a caffeine bomb to wake me in the morning I need a caffeine bomb to get me to the show oh no, I think I'm gonna throw (bleurgh!)
hands all sticky and I'm spilling all the whiskey on myself, my friends, my dog, my floor, my God, my head feels like something crawled inside it and the medicine I ordered should be kicking any second and I gotta be getting me more
CHORUS: a-let's go, let's get it on, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb Faye Wray, King Kong, I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-caffeine bomb