Want some whiskey in your water Or some sugar in your tea What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me This is the craziest party there could ever be Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see
Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't the way to have fun, no
Open up the window Let some air into this room I think I'm almost choking From all this bad perfume
And that cigarette you're smoking Scared me half to death Open up the window, sucker Let me catch my breath Let someone else suffer
Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come She said, that ain't the way to have fun That ain't the way to have fun, son
The radio is pumping Someone's banging at the door I'm looking at my girlfriend She's just passed out on the floor
I seen so many things I ain't never seen before Don't know what it is But I don't wanna see no more
Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't the way to have fun That ain't the way to have fun