I’ve seen him flop this show before Thinking there’s a quick fix for a bachelor’s lonely score Relax, it’s not conscript to war You’re so desperate you should wear those flashing devil horns Just cause she came here alone Doesn’t mean she’s not got the baggage of a long haul flight Just cause you’re dancing slow Doesn’t mean you’re not hanging by a thread of spit tonight This is not an IOU This is not an IOU Don’t let her invoice for services rendered This is not an IOU This is not an IOU Don’t let her invoice for services rendered Well done, you jumped in the shallow end When your blood rises up she’ll chuck you in again It’s holiday time, she’s home with mum and friends But you’re three months in you can’t shake those jealous breaking ends (not sure about that last bit) That paranoid pulse that beats your head Well you know that there’s a reason why it beats there Though she says she loves you on the phone You know she’s fucking like a vampire in her parents’ home This is not an IOU This is not an IOU Don’t let her invoice for services rendered This is not an IOU This is not an IOU Don’t let her invoice for services rendered Just cause she came here alone Doesn’t mean she’s not got the baggage of a long haul flight It seems you learn your lesson slow And that’s how you get knocked out without knowing that you’re in a fight This is not an IOU This is not an IOU Don’t let her invoice for services rendered This is not an IOU This is not an IOU Don’t let her invoice for services rendered