My teeth have never looked quite this yellow and my body never quite this fat I'll pay well over the odds just to have some teenage abandoned back I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan and I swear it was an act of fate But I don't get angry when I'm felling down I just take my thoughts into the center of town
And Schumacher the Champagne Whoever needed good cause to celebrate Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place
We used to set ourselves on fire when chemistry was twice a week And now I pay for it over a counter whilst they become fitness freaks
My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down I just take my thoughts into the center of town
And Schumacher the Champagne whoever needed good cause to celebrate Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place And Schumacher the Champagne never needed good cause to celebrate Oh take me as I am [x3] or not at all Or not at all [x5]