When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest samurai in the Empire. And he was the Shogun's dickapetator. He cut off the heads of a hundred-and-thirty-five lords. For the Shogun.
It was a bad time for the Empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his cancil and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils. And that he was rifing with evil. The Shogun said that people were not loyal.
He said he had a lot of enemys. But he killed more people than that.