VERSE 1 Dm C The bar closed that night I offered her a ride Bb A Dm She said, “Take me to your car” Dm C But I lost my license on a DUI Bb A Dm I took her away on my handle bars C G She called me Don Quixote C G Quite ironic I suppose F We were drunk as dragons C Bb A Dm Feast on the fermented flesh of the fallen heroes VERSE 2 The place she was staying was the Garden of Eden I stopped at the gates A noisy neon sign buzzed and shined Advertising hourly rates I asked her if she could make it She wasn't walking so well She said, “Don't let me die alone in an interstate town In the bathtub of a sleaze pit motel” VERSE 3 I must confess I was staring at her chest On her heart was a new tattoo Some folks are religious, me I'm just superstitious I cringed it said, “What Would Jesus Do” She asked me if I believed In heaven, h**l, redemption, or sin Well it's hard for a man to believe in much of nothing 'til an angel's laying under him