At the monster dogs’ Christmas parade Me and The Mad Monkettes we stop and wave Here’s your conscience just in case you don’t have one Rod Serling said, he said, “Gin and tonics all night long” Let’s stop and wave
Spending like a punk rocker on payday At the Village Halloween parade Me and The Mad Monkettes we carry the day Walking across that Williamsburg bridge, sir Edward R. Murrow said, he said, “This neighborhood’s gone to the dogs” Just stop and wave
Broke as I’ll be on Monday Going out in the woods today Me and The Mad Monkettes we lose our way “Do you think these bruises are sexy?” Rasputina said, she said And it was like the beginning and end credits All at one goddamn time
The night is never too long Not for me anyway How is it for you so far away? How did you get so far away?
Aging like a movie star’s heyday Hemorrhaging money I make my way Me and The Mad Monkettes