Oh, it was like every other day, Things were going my way, Until we got into the game
Who's first pick? What can you play? What's he doing? No way!
Insta-lock, Tryndamere, Knew our game would, End with, Insta-lock Tryndamere
Tryndamere Tryndamere
Oh, with Tryndamere we started pleading, He wanted mid or he'd start feeding, That's not as bad as what's proceeding...
Oh, the items Tryndamere was buying, Jungle Amumu started crying, Is Tryndamere even trying?
Who's first pick? What can you play? What's he doing? No way!
Insta-lock, Tryndamere, Knew our game would, End with tears Endless and Undying Rage, I couldn't even buy a Phage, 20 minute surrender I should of knew, it's true, Seems like every other queue I can't escape, Is it fate? Insta-lock Tryndamere
Why do I bother playing this game, It drives me insane, Every time that I queue, QQ's will ensue, My mind is askew, QQ-kachoo
Insta-lock, (Oooh) Tryndamere, (Oooh) Knew our game would, (Oooh) End with tears (Oooh) Endless and Undying Rage, I couldn't even buy a Phage, 20 minute surrender I should of knew, it's true, Seems like every other queue I can't escape, Is it fate? Insta-lock Trynda, Insta-lock Trynda, Insta-lock Tryndamere