I went to the lagoon to buy myself some bananas And I said to myself, Skipper's gonna drive me bananas With his Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan (Gilligan!)
I went to the lagoon to buy myself some coconuts And I said to myself, Skipper's gonna drive me nuts With his Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan (Gilligan!)
Gilligan, for a guy who's always doing dumb things, when you do something smart, it's beautiful. You're not mad? No, I'm not mad, even though I lost a fortune!
I went to the lagoon to buy myself a coconut cream pie And I said myself, Skipper, he's just gotta die I went to the lagoon to buy myself some bananas And I said to myself, Skipper's gonna drive me bananas