Everybody likes Miron He's the best kind of son He's good to his mom and dad And to his sisters he's never bad The neighbors he doesn't annoy Miron's a very quiet boy He doesn't like to go out on dates He doesn't like to sleep in late Everybody likes Miron Everybody likes Miron
Miron has a thing for little girls They really put his brain in a whirl He likes to watch them undress at night While he hides just out of sight And when they're home all alone He calls them up on the phone He tells them things they don't understand To them Miron is a real man He takes them all to his secret place Where he dresses them in pretty lace Then he likes to play his little game It always ends up the same