I rob a store, and only make it out with twenty bits like “What the buck can I buy with money like this?” and I ain’t psychic, I don’t know, that the store owner hiked miles away to his home
so I head out into the night, and try to get away I need to plan ahead, lie to find a better day hide out in a shed, and make a set date not wreck fate, elect a check mate cuz
I’m a petty thief, don’t even own a knife living outside, don’t know, cut throat with strife or what’s wrong from right, that’s past me surpass the fast seed, grow to lack lasting
I’m lackluster, sad, i pack mustard so old, it’s looking like shat black custard sad, but laugh, with the force I can muster and that’s that, captive, and adjust her
[VERSE 2]
Yo I'm a two bit criminal, whose loot's pitiful Cynical - My life style's too minimal Kill you, just to steal food, for real dude It's a cold world, catch me in a chill mood
Dirt poor earth pony, you know me Only a bit in my pocket, who's lonely It's like: "Hold me, someone, I need friends!" "Please, a bit or a dollar or three cents!"
So - Now it's time for another heist Tip hoof in, right, silent as Fluttershy Brother's like: "Yo, you don't wanna do that" "What if you're caught?" Well, then I'm gonna shoot back!
Ey now, put the bits in the saddlebag And bail out, sneak around where the battle's at Hoodlums - Yea, rock drugs and robbery 45 elements of bone thugs and harmony
[VERSE 3]
Strutting down the street in my stained tuxedo Leaving pockets drained, lame brained mosquito Bits obtained whilst remained incognito Steal from the rich and sustain my ego
All I need is my bobby pin and my screwdriver so many crimes sympathizing the news writer hate sneaking, it's hell on my knees at night seeking the smell of pastries
Its tasty, That's why I do this Antics, as said before, leave Royal guard stupid sight of a locked door, makes me fucking lose it taking up zebra stealth cloaks, just to get a few bits
Discusses, an intricate ruse getting caught means a definite bruise speaking of this incident too pow, now for the imminent snooze