Rarity She's the best pony She is fabulous At least Spike thinks so Rarity Come and get your gown For the great galloping ~ gala Oh yes it's so true - yeah!
Emerald Sapphire Diamond Not any jewel will do Oh come on What is that You look so ridiculous
Rarity she's so tel-en-ted She makes dresses for Princess Celestia What the heck? Why can't she get a free ticket to the ball Now she's gotta go bug Twilight Sparkle
Oh no Which friend will she give the ticket to It better Be All for me Or I swear I will bite her!
Hairty Touched by Poison Joke Hair is everywhere I can't do anything ~ With this Swear to God Crazy are dreadlocks I mean what the hey I look a lot like - Knuckles the Echidna
Scissors Fi-re Chainsaw Nothing's working working working Please change back Please change back Please change back Oh Zecora!
Rarity She's high society Everypony Should just know of her name Rarity You have a lot of weird boyfriends oh yeah and now it's time to name them here we go!
Blue blood Fancy Pants And that one rock it was named Tom No Hold On I was just Kidding Ah! Rairty she's the best! Yeah!!