Super-teen extraordinaire! Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear! Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Rescues Washington, D.C. Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Unless something better’s on TV! Freakazoid! Freakazoid! His brain's overloading! It has a chocolate coating! Textbook case for Sigmund Freud! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Check out Dexter Douglas, nerd computer ace; Went surfing on the internet and was zapped to cyberspace! He turned into the Freakazoid! He’s strong and super-quick! He drives the villains crazy, ‘cause he’s a lunatic!
His home-base is the Freaka-lair! Freakazoid! Fricassee! Floyd the Barber cuts his hair! Freakazoid! Chimpanzee! Rides around in the Freak-mobile! Freakazoid! Freaka-zoo! (sometimes 'Free kazoo!') Hopes to make a movie deal! Freaka-me! Freaka-you! He’s here to save the nation, So stay tuned to this station! If not, we’ll be unemployed! Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!!!