You live in apartment of your parents You always skip university lessons You don’t versed in the art and you don’t know the policy
Hey, you don’t have the sense of humor You never think about your future You’ve never screwed the light bulb in your life
Why do you try and try You’re unattractive guy You’re obscure, grey and shy You’re unattractive guy Women don’t give in on your tricks and affection And you are so far from their real perfection Relax and forget your dreams
So why do you’re always dressing up Why do you always do make-up Why do you wash your thin hair every day
You look like effeminate fool Enrolled in secondary school With teenage bristles and so silly eyes
You just run out into corridor During the break to the first floor To look again with lust at pretty girl
You’re lucky to be a linguist You have a chance to get a kiss From very ugly and provincial girl
Why do you try and try You’re unattractive guy You’re obscure, grey and shy You’re unattractive guy Women don’t give in on your tricks and affection And you are so far from their real perfection Relax and forget your dreams
But you have already started the rumor That you have dishonored a girl, it’s your bloomer All faculty hates you and don’t say hello nevermore
And even who don’t know about your doings Don’t want to talk to you more than 5 minutes Because you’re ugly and not interesting to them
Why do you try and try You’re unattractive guy You’re obscure, grey and shy You’re unattractive guy Women don’t give in on your tricks and affection And you are so far from their real perfection Relax and forget your dreams