"(Young, Young) Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way I just can't wait till Christmas time When I can grope you in the hay (When I can roll you in the hay)
Easy come, easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin' down low Love'm and leave'm on with the show
Listen, I like female form in minimum dress Money to spend with a capital "S" Get a date with the woman in red Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (One of me in heaven...)
He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it But I want it, but it don't matter She got it, and I can't [get | have] it I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas
(Ooh yeah, haha yeah I want a mistress for Christmas Come on)
Easy come, easy go Slippin' high, slippin' low
(Yeah, aw right)
He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it I want it, don't matter She got it, and I can't get it -
Mistress he got it, I want it For Christmas They got it, and I can't have it Mistress But I want it, it don't matter For Christmas She got it, and I can't get a
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talkin' about Mistress for Christmas You gotta send me down"