I should have known better when she put me in reins. I should have known better when she fed me oats and hay. I should have known better when she gave me a salt lick. I should have known better when she frowned at my dick. I should have run away, but I was lazy. Everyone knows that horse girls are crazy. I should have known better when pillow talk was neigh. I should have known better when she asked me where I graze. I should have known better when she moaned, \"Black Beauty, Black.\" I should have known better when that saddle strapped to my back. CHORUS I should have trusted Pa when he said, \"Colt, listen here, son. Horse are girls are freaks. I'd know. Your mother is one.\" CHORUS