Five v five On Summoners Rift Ranked Solo queue And I'm fourth pick - I'm top I can't stop to think The clock's running out I go on instinct And I pick the Swift Scout
And all that's left is mid And the decision for the position will be made by a kid - he asks: "Who will I play? I can't play mid..." "Hurry up boy, Just take your pick" - you got Janna, Orianna, Mordkaiser, Morgana LeBlanc, Ryze, Cassiopeia, Tristana He picks Evelynn Everybody's flaming him Saying with his troll champ We just can't win
Please don't feed the enemy team Cause you're gonna make me look bad on my livestream Just stay in front of me protect me and throw out all your CC I'll carry this game to victory
I'm in game and I'm against Jarvan IV But it doesn't look like He's ever played before He's invading blue Soloing me and Nunu I take him down for first blood And he calls me noob He even has a skin for Jarvan IV That makes it a Jarvan IV skin He should just stay at his fountain Cause when I play Teemo - I play to win
I'm getting fed now Another enemy slain I gotta help bottom out It's an AP vayne She's trollin' She just shouldn't be playing She's losing her lane To Soraka and Draven
Our Taric's DCd Vaynes got no attack speed Soraka's spamming Starcall Draven's making her bleed I hide in the brush I'm letting them push Waiting for an opportunity To make an ambush
They're coming in And I jump out of stealth And with my shrooms and darts I melt their health - collecting the wealth Now Trundle's chasing But it's just his mana he's wasting I'm slowing with shrooms And he can't keep the pace
I'm Kiting And Trundle's trying to rabid bite me And Jarvan IV cataclysms But I'm like lightning I flash away, 10 HP He forgot to ignite me But despite my might My team just can't fight
Please stop feeding the enemy team Cause you're gonna make me look bad on my livestream. Just stay in front of me protect me and throw out all your CC I'll carry this game to victory x2
I vote no to another surrender vote My team keeps saying that we'll lose but I know we wont I'm too fed Though Evelyn's spent more time dead than alive And without Taric we're 4 v 5
There ain't much time cause they're going to Nashor But with mine and Nunu's W's we might get there faster We're too late It's a two-man gank And Nunu's gonna be a hero and tank And absolute zero while I flank
He drops their HP And in seconds it's a Pentakill for me The game has turned And now it's easy to see Baron steal - Ace - and that's GG
Thanks for feeding the enemy team Cause you made me look awesome on my livestream In the right hands Teemo is OP And he carried this game to victory x2